Yeah I know it makes no sense, but what does first thing in the morning.
I am not a morning person.
My husband is.
Can you feel the tension already?
He chatters in the morning - non-stop.
While I do everything in my power not to kill him.
But yeah - really.
How can one function without coffee? How can he be so chipper in the morning?
How on God's Green Earth did I marry a morning person?!