When I blogged about The Demons I forgot to tell you about the fact that crazy chest beating, spear throwing, freak said all Americans have, and I quote, "Naked gay sex in the streets". And he said he knew it was true because he saw it on TV.
Hmmm I think he was watching porn...
So upon my return to the promise land I was looking forward to seeing this Naked Gay Sex in the Street.
I'm so disappointed.
I've been home for one whole day. I went to Starbucks, Kroger, Fiesta, Einstein bagels, Christy's Doughnuts, and to Spectacles to have my eye exam. And guess what?!
NO NAKED GAY SEX IN THE STREETS.
Was it me? Did no one want to have Naked Gay Sex with me or around me?!
I was walking in the street. I walked past people. They were there, I was there.
No Sex.
None.
Nada.
Maybe I have the stink of the foreigners on me and the Americans can't tell I'm one of them?
Maybe the Naked Gay Sex in the Streets will happen in a week or so, after the foreign smell is wiped off?
I'm just saying, I'm finding this a little disheartening.
After all I'm sure the knuckle dragger knew what he was talking about, since he's never been to America. After all he "saw it on TV".
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