The money Alexander McQueen left ME!

Funny,  I didn't know that I was acquainted with Mr. McQueen much less that I knew him well enough for him to leave me any money.

This is Alexander:

He looks a little angry in this photo. 

Anyway, apparently I was wrong about our relationship or lack thereof, I received this note today:

Dear Friend

Mr name Barr perkins George personal attorney to Alexander McQueen - Designer
Fashion Label who died on the 11th day of feb 2010.I have the documents of a
large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he died made you a
beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million Great British
Pounds (GBP £7,000.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good and his friend was a gay aswell due to the fact that Mcqueen was a gay and claimed he realised his
sexual orientation when he was six. He told his family when he was 18.

 blah blah blah

Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavour to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.  I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Yours in Service,
P.George & Co. Solicitors
Reply to my private email
 
Which was a gmail account. 
 
Now clearly this is authentic, you can tell by the excellent grammar and spelling skills Mr. P.George has demonstrated in this note.
 
And I have to tell you...I am so excited I can hardly stand myself!  SEVEN MILLION POUNDS!!!  That's like 10,500,000 in USD (the exchange rate right now is 1.51)!
 
I can buy a nice house in Houston, pay off any debt I may have, and all my problems will be solved right?
 
I wonder how long it will take to collect the money.  Should I just give them my bank details and have them wire it in? 
 
This is so exciting!
 
HA!
 
I wonder how many people actually give this guy his admin fee or their bank details when he asks.  I mean for spam to be so prevalent there must be a certain percentage of reciptients who actually respond.
 
Hmmmm.....
 
Anyway I just thought this was funny.  Me knowing Alexander McQueen.
 
Who knew I was a fashionista! 
 
I must own a lot of these Alexander McQueen dresses and shoes...
 

 
Not! 

It's not that I don't think they're pretty but I don't think I can pull this look off...
 
I neither tall nor skinny.  I'm also not 12 years old.  Look at her - she looks like an angry 12 year old.  I guess I would be too if my hair was pulled up like this.
 
So, I guess I'll send this P.George a note so I can collect my money.  
 
And btw - I'm not going to share!  Because I'm just that mean!